10 reasons to learn French

Being able to complain with style – The French have elevated the art of complaining to a poetic level.

Finally understanding what Edith Piaf and Stromae are singing – Because “Je ne regrette rien” and “papaoutai” deserve an explanation.

Order croissants without fear – No more cold sweats in front of the bakery!

Have the most chic accent in the world – Because everything sounds better in French, even “Je suis en retard” (I am late).

Respond with a mysterious air – A simple “c'est compliqué” (it's complicated) can do wonders.

Watch movies without subtitles – Say goodbye to the frustration of subtitles that don't translate real insults.

Seduce with sweet words – “Mon petit coeur” (My sweet heart) will have an incomparable charm.

Being able to say “Oh là là” with credibility – And varying between the worried “oh la là” and the admiring “oh là là”.

Win at Scrabble with long words – Try to fit in “incompréhensible” and watch your opponents panic.

Being able to say “Je parle français” with pride – And seeing people marvel at your linguistic talent.